Apparently there is going to be another Jurassic Park sequel

[james_davis_nicoll]

Set at "Jurassic World". I would love to hear a Bob Newhart-style monolog from the point of view of the insurance broker tasked with getting insurance for JW.

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[graydon saunders (from livejournal.com)]

If we go by newly hatched extant dinosaurs that are precocial, they're subject to unplanned beak-plants when attempting rapid movement but there's very little wrong with their ability to try to eat anything that looks interesting.

Given the Jurassic Park customer safety record, I wouldn't want to go presuming that the restraints intended to prevent untoward beak-plants at the upscaled size were going to prevent inhalation of individuals attempting petting.

Might even be an impromptu eulogy about the high quality of the synthetic corundum gizzard-stones.

[awesomeaud.livejournal.com]

Would a newly hatched critter have gizzard stones already?

But you're right; the beak-plant and eat-anything-that-moves problems would have to be solved. Still, for something that cute a lot of people would be willing to risk it.

[graydon saunders (from livejournal.com)]

Well, it is an _impromptu_ eulogy, but I'd expect they wouldn't let Dr. Hank Pym at anything freshly hatched. It should get a chance to dry off and eat something, first, so I'd expect the fusby mass of floof would be a day or two or even three, old. Bound to be provided with gizzard-stones by then.