In breaking news: Fox announces PONTIFF!

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CNN is reporting that Fox has signed a deal with the Vatican for the next big reality show, PONTIFF!. This will use the format of shows like SURVIVOR and THE APPRENTICE, mapped onto the selection process for the next Pope. Apparently Fox offered the Church a huge stack of cash for this, funds that will come in handy thanks to recent judgements against high ranking members of the Church in America.

One of the conditions was that at least one American candidite must be featured, although they do not have to win.