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[james_davis_nicoll]

Has anyone seen Romney's birth certificate? After doing all, the Republicans' previous candidate was Panamanian-born John McCain, who as far as I know avoided the tedium of a formal naturalization process through one of those big city terrorist-baby-style technicalities. Without an investigation, how do we know Romney was not born in Europe or Canada or New Mexico?

Comments

[michael a. davis (from livejournal.com)]

Pfft, the Romney-birth-certificate meme is just a distraction from his connections to Islam.

[nathan helfinstine (from livejournal.com)]

Now, now. It's irresponsible to spread rumors that he's not a Christian like every Real American!

;-)

[avram]

A follower of the Prophet Yusuf Smith!

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

This comment reminded me: I wonder how Jack Chick views this election?

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Jack Chick is old-school, from the days when fundamentalist Protestants thought the Pope was the Antichrist, instead of figuring that anyone is OK as long as they self-identify as Christian and hate abortion, feminism and gays enough.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can't see him relaxing those principles enough to support Romney, but I'm also having trouble imagining him voting for a Democrat. Probably staying at home and churning out another ghost-drawn tract about the approach of the End Times.

[hano.livejournal.com]

I just want proof that he's human and not a robot. Hmmm some GOP catching varient on 'The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping'....

[joenotcharles.livejournal.com]

"Bootstraps!"

[anzhalyumitethe.livejournal.com]

Damnit, James. NEw Mexico? When I am drinking?

freakin canuck jerk.

My keyboard wants words with you.

[le-trombone.livejournal.com]

Could have been worse. He could have pointed out that Wisconsin lies between the U.S. and Canada.


(It wasn't James, but yes, that was a real comment long ago.)

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

How much do you want to bet I can get Republicans up in arms over New Mexicans somehow getting inside the USA without passing through Customs or being regulated by INS?

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

Go for it!

(It sounds like a job for The Onion, but hey, they obviously are slacking.)

[avram]

Nah, they're just busy.

[anzhalyumitethe.livejournal.com]

That's a gimme.

The congressional travel office told Senator Domincei that they couldn't ship stuff for their home travel outside the country.

_One of Our 50 is Missing_ is a whole book about such things.

[thesaucernews.livejournal.com]

Silly naive leftist James...rich white men don't have to present their papers. Their money is proof enough.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

I thought he came from the Cayman Islands?

Not directly related, but...

[http://users.livejournal.com/krin_o_o_/]

I'll just leave this here.

Vice Presidential hopeful, Paul Ryan, announces that Rape is to be considered a "method of conception."