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Dear Publishers, Let Me Write Blurbs
Sep. 15th, 2012 02:33 pmIf you too were denied by poor health a chance to go overseas to shoot Japanese, this tale of a naive young man and his dehumanized alien foes is the book for you!
The tale of an immortal who loved too much and the woman who let ALIENS EAT HER MIND to get away from him!
You know what's even better than barely post-pubescent teen brides? Barely post-pubescent teen brides ON THE MOON DOING IT WITH OLD GUYS!
Thrill! As the author demonstrates the very prejudices he appears to think he is denouncing!
Based on an original story by the author's powerful editor, this thrilling tale of America Occupied by Asiatic Hordes proves you can stick a little cocktail umbrella on a turd without in any way making the turd less of a turd.
The tale of an immortal who loved too much and the woman who let ALIENS EAT HER MIND to get away from him!
You know what's even better than barely post-pubescent teen brides? Barely post-pubescent teen brides ON THE MOON DOING IT WITH OLD GUYS!
Thrill! As the author demonstrates the very prejudices he appears to think he is denouncing!
Based on an original story by the author's powerful editor, this thrilling tale of America Occupied by Asiatic Hordes proves you can stick a little cocktail umbrella on a turd without in any way making the turd less of a turd.
