Want to impress your significant other?

[james_davis_nicoll]

Prepare a citrus-heavy stir-fry while singing "Because you're mine, I wok the lime."

Comments

[onyxlynx]

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(And worse, you'll probably Cash in on that, too.)

[bunsen-h.livejournal.com]

Trying to prove that the significant other isn't really a oenophile as they claim.

"Because you're lyin', I mock the wine."

[brooksmoses]

But my partner's partner really dislikes citrus in main-course meals, especially woked ones.

[agharta75.livejournal.com]

Don't sing that in Reno.

[narmitaj.livejournal.com]

I cheffed f'ra man in Reno, just to watch him dine.

[awesomeaud.livejournal.com]

Hey James - you haven't posted in two days! Are we recovering from a Nicholl Event?

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

I was working out how to react to the new terms of service.

Short version: join me at dreamwidth or on FB or on twitter. I will be closing this account by the end of the month.