I wonder

[james_davis_nicoll]

if it is too late to arrange for a baked dessert in the shape of a garland for the show? You know, the cake is a lei.

Comments

[onyxlynx]

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[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

Assuming you don't mind white sheet cake, I think it's possible. Lots of grocery store bakeries are pretty good at creating various items, and doing a lei shouldn't be too hard.

[ironyoxide.livejournal.com]

Puns: the only art form where everyone getting up and leaving the room is a compliment.

Expect at least one discussion on the proper grammatical usage of "lay/lie".

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Just don't bake powdered moon rocks into it. Turns out they're pure poison.

I swear to God, James

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

One more like that and I will GIVE YOU A PREGNANT CAT.

Re: I swear to God, James

[ab-n0rmal.livejournal.com]

Now, that's a threat!

[ross-teneyck.livejournal.com]

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

[hrj.livejournal.com]

If you got a regular round cake, you could simply drape a lei around the base. (Yeah, this is me: being practical when everyone else is making jokes.)

[soon_lee]

*shakes fist at James*

[(Anonymous)]

I actually did not get this pun. *hangs head*

[keithmm.livejournal.com]

Google "The cake is a lie"

[bunsen-h.livejournal.com]

A bunch of cupcakes, each with a flower on it?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

AARGH

[neowolf2.livejournal.com]

The cake should be in the shape of the crushed remains of a old British sports car.

"This was a Triumph."

[awesomeaud.livejournal.com]

Be careful what you ask for...

http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/home/2011/4/12/unce-tice-fee-tines-a.html#comment14554774

[rozasharn.livejournal.com]

If you have someone who's good at decorative frosting, then the simplest way is to buy/bake a large sheet cake, cut it into chunks, arrange the chunks overlapping in a ring on a large platter, and frost it as flowers and leaves.

Option two, bake as a bundt cake and frost that - the wreath will seem oddly tall, but it is round.

[ethelmay.livejournal.com]

If you don't behave, I'll make you a cake in the shape of Helen O'Loy.