Ever ask yourself

[james_davis_nicoll]

"Do goats care if the other end of the leafy branch they are hauling off is on fire?"

If so, the answer is "no."

Comments

[beamjockey.livejournal.com]

What was the f/t ratio of your goat sample?

Was it a white goat, or a GoC?

Please join me in a heartfelt call for greater diversity among goats participating in bonfires.

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

Three billy goats, no nanny goats. And Oreo is both black and white.

[graydon saunders (from livejournal.com)]

They certainly do care that the other end of the branch is on fire; that makes it much more likely that the human they are tormenting will leap about and expostulate in interesting ways.