Chris Sims reads Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter #9 and 10 so that you don't have to.

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"Yes, it has been about three months since our last analysis of Marvel’s “popular” series about the adventures of the most ineffectual heroine since Jane Austen’s Emma and her running crew of vampire strippers, which puts us a solid three issues behind. But rest assured, there’s a reason for this."

I don't remember Jane Austen’s Emma having a running crew of vampire strippers but I do think you could add nightmarish, blood-sucking monsters to the pool of prospective husbands in the Austenverse without actually making things worse for the unfortunate women involved.