To the small insect that was on my sandwich as I raised it up to take a bite from it

[james_davis_nicoll]

I wish my brain processed unexpected images faster than it actually does.

Comments

[jwgh]

The small insect in question probably shared this wish.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Unless it was trying to be eaten!

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Well, when you turn into a bizarre man-insect hybrid that either goes on a killing rampage or becomes obsessed with fighting crime in tights, we'll at least know the reason why.

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

I am not really the sort of person who should wear tights.

[caias.livejournal.com]

That's just protein.

Not like you ate a self-replicating nanobot that is slowly rewriting your body to become a fan of American Idol




Or did you?

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

I hope the insect at least tasted good.

[janciega.livejournal.com]

It's kinda like the old joke: what's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding HALF of a worm in an apple.

Or when you get to the bottom of a bowl of cereal and THEN find out there were weevils in the box.

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

Or in my case, a box of cookies.

[mjlayman.livejournal.com]

Three dead crickets in the foyer today. And at the studio I was visiting, the big dog jumped and ate a dragonfly.