Date: 2015-10-12 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anzhalyumitethe.livejournal.com
TIL the head of the IRS is immortal. And probably a dragon.

heh. There's a funny thought:

A Middle America!

DARPA is head up by dwarves.

Forest service and EPA by elves.

Unfortunately, the House of Representatives has been occupied by the Orcs.

The White House is the secret resting place of The One Ring. However, there's a new One Ring generated every 4 years.

Date: 2015-10-12 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w. dow rieder (from livejournal.com)
Nah, 4 years is just the longest anyone can go without the ring turning them into Gollum. Of course, some White House occupants *start* as Gollum...

Date: 2015-10-13 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rocketmensch.livejournal.com
No, DARPA would be full of mildly-insane wizards. (The really crazy wizards would be at Treasury)

Dwarves would run the Department of Energy (coal, oil, uranium...)

Date: 2015-10-13 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scott-sanford.livejournal.com
DARPA seems the only place to put Oglaf dwarves, if only because saner mad scientists would kill them in the wild...

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