More Words, Deeper Hole

This cat, not satisfied with flushing his own productions down the toilet, would range through the house finding objects that he could drop in and flush down. Huge plumbing bills ensued. The family finally got their own members to remember to always always always keep the toilet lid down, but periodically a guest would forget, the cat would be seen running hell-for-leather towards the bathroom with something or other in his mouth, and everybody would cry, "Stop him, stop him!" and stampede after him into the bathroom, sometimes in time, sometimes not.

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