Ecclesiastes 1:9

[james_davis_nicoll]

Tough problems demand tough-minded solutions! LIFE BOAT RULES! LIFE BOAT RULES!

Inexplicably not titled "I have a totally original idea nobody has ever had before and that I will not research to see if there are known pit-falls! Let's pay undesirables to get vasectomies!"

My favourite line?

While I have not crunched the numbers to support this hypothesis,

Comments

[movingfinger.livejournal.com]

Higher education never looked so good.

This is a great setup for a murder mystery. Off people who annoy you to save air, before the commander points the FINGER OF DEATH at them.

[scott-sanford.livejournal.com]

It makes me consider the advantages of preemptively inserting the commander into the airlock.