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james_davis_nicoll ([personal profile] james_davis_nicoll) wrote2008-05-01 03:34 pm

Context is for the weak

Even I know the difference between Stephen Douglas and Frederick Douglass.

Somewhere a Fox news editor's history teacher is weeping.
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[identity profile] autopope.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*Blinks* ... Who?

-- C. (Victim of a British history education, for what it's worth.)
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[identity profile] paraleipsis.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA

[identity profile] shsilver.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't think those 1858 Illinois Democrats were that forward thinking!

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Frederick Douglass was handsome. My. My.

[identity profile] winterknight.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That was my first thought. DAMN. And, I looked him up, so now I know who he is!

[identity profile] elynne.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed - though I have a fondness for that eyebrow thing Lincoln has going on. Spock eyebrow ftw!

[identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I am convinced that that is one of the reasons he was so THREATENING to the anti-abolitionists. The whole narrative of "Dem Black Men Gonna Come And Have Sex Wit' Our White Wimmins" thing was a deep fear, I think, and Fredrick Douglass was threatening since, well, you gotta figure that there were quite a few White Wimmins who might not have objected.

He was also, of course, smart, well-educated, well-spoken, a witty conversationalist, and passionate.

[identity profile] heron61.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a spoof, right? They didn't actually use that image?! If this is true, then that state of education in the US is far more sad and pathetic than I had imagined. Wow...

[identity profile] aisb23.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I am afraid they actually did use that image.

[identity profile] bibliofile.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Cool!

(We must take our amusements where we find them.)

[identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gawd, they (Fox) DIDN'T. Did they?!

What am I saying, this is Fox. *headdesk*

[identity profile] ladyholmwood.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
that is fucking hilarious!

[identity profile] james-nicoll.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln-Douglas_debates_of_1858)


Mind you, the odds are pretty good that I first heard about them from a SCTV sketch or some other source of equal solemnity.
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[identity profile] autopope.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. The school history syllabus I was subjected to was much more obsessed with the Schleswig-Holstein Question (and Answers Thereto), probably because of its more immediate historical impact, and I will confess to not having subsequently studied 19th century US history.

But who's the other Douglas guy, this Stephen?

[identity profile] argonel.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree, who is this Stephen Douglas? As an american should I even care?

[identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Stephen A. Douglas: prominent mid-nineteenth century politician, today almost exclusively remembered for being the "Douglas" of the Lincoln-Douglas debates.

matgb: Artwork of 19th century upper class anarchist, text: MatGB (Default)

[personal profile] matgb 2008-05-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Stephen covered above, Fred was a freed slave and activist who did a lot of "look, we don't eat people" style campaigning in the north. Top bloke.

If you're interested in learning a bit more, can I recommend one of my favourite books? Dead good on covering all the bases, even the clost liberal-socialist nature of some of the early Republican party (esp Lincoln).

[identity profile] mjlayman.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And we have The Frederick Douglas House Historic Site here in DC. It has a lot of his stuff and explains about what he did. There was a recent foofooraw because historians finally found out what color the house was painted when he lived there, and painted it that, and the neighbors don't like it.

[identity profile] redknight.livejournal.com 2008-05-06 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)

"Page Not Found I'm sorry that page could not be found, but you may want to try the NPS homepage here http://www.nps.gov."

Apparently the neighbors hated it so much that they even got the web page taken down! :-)

[identity profile] mjlayman.livejournal.com 2008-05-06 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I clicked on the link and it worked for me. Maybe you should try again.

[identity profile] redknight.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 12:59 am (UTC)(link)

It's much happier (working) now.

[identity profile] carloshasanax.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. Douglass loved Scotland, and the Scots loved him. His last name is even taken from "The Lady in the Lake".

[identity profile] carloshasanax.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Of, not In. Though Chandler mashed with Scott would be interesting.

[identity profile] colliemommie.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*snork*

[identity profile] roseembolism.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's a LOT of history out there.

Seriously, I had to explain to my wife a joke involving comparing the Stonewall Riots and Stonewall Jackson. She confused Stonewall Jackson with Andrew Jackson. And this is a woman who is highly intelligent, and knows her history fairly well (though she concentrates more on mythology and the culture of pre-industrial Europe)

What was that saying Gharlane of Eddore had? "It's not your fault you believe that, you're a victim of the American educational system"?
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[identity profile] roseembolism.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Or some intern was asked to grab a picture off of google.

If it's Fox News, be happy that they didn't have a picture of Kirk Douglas.

[identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Win.

[identity profile] amberite.livejournal.com 2008-05-04 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Or Douglas Adams!

[identity profile] james-nicoll.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I will admit I've confused Lake Agassiz with Lake Missoula.

[identity profile] james-nicoll.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And it took me forever to understand that rivers can be long lived but lakes often are not.

[identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I get the post-glaciation lakes mixed up. I consider this partly a failing of the people who named them and partly a failure of my own knowledge of geography. And since they don't exist any more, as such, contemporary knowledge doesn't help much, does it... Nonetheless, if they'd called Agassiz "Lake Manitoba" or similar, it would be a lot clearer.

Louis Agassiz was kind of a creep, anyway. A Cambridge, Mass., school that had been named after him was recently renamed, because of his (now Wrong-Wrong-Wrong, then acceptable) racist beliefs.

[identity profile] bibliofile.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Not quite the same, are they. Though I'm sure someone's already done a musical about the latter two.

[identity profile] carloshasanax.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the Civil War that implies. "More In Sorrow Than In Anger" versus "You Rebels Probably Aren't Going To Survive This (And My Heart Bleeds For You)."

[identity profile] jhetley.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
News editors (Fox or otherwise) assume their audience is as ignorant as they are...with reason.

[identity profile] supergee.livejournal.com 2008-05-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Obama's fault. He forces them to think about black people the way some women force men to think about T&A.

[identity profile] mrteufel.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I'm giving them too much credit, but after watching the video, it seems plausible to me that they were joking.

[identity profile] heron61.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
As a side-thought before bed (and after far too much editing of material about sentient dinosaurs), it occurs to me that creating an image of a black politician losing to the most famous and widely respected Republican President is likely not an accident caused by poor history skills, but a deliberate political act based on the (likely correct) assumption that most viewers won't know that it's a complete fabrication. it seems far too useful and image to be an accident.

No fact-checkers, no morgue, nothing.

[identity profile] florbigoo.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Proof that Fox News is not a news gathering organization.

Do they do any original reporting at all?