[identity profile] harvey-rrit.livejournal.com 2014-07-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, but that's a pretty good description of the original.

(By the bye: it's not a ditch. That would be Suez.)

[identity profile] carloshasanax.livejournal.com 2014-07-20 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Silly Jospeph. It's what people used to call it. Naval slang, I believe -- but you were discharged from the Navy under rather poor circumstances, weren't you. Drink, drank, drunk, broken, can't even piss without pain, an emotionally disturbed 14-year-old trapped in the wreck of a damaged body. Fortunately you know the truth about medical science, how cancer is actually a viral disease and how if only you found the right doctor who could fill the right prescriptions, you could become a real boy and cut yourself loose from your mother.

[identity profile] harvey-rrit.livejournal.com 2014-07-20 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
And you are clearly suffering from deep self-consciousness due to your hair all dropping out and being replaced by blue feathers.

(Hey, making shit up out of thin air is fun!)

(And that even explains why you keep repeating the same things over and over!)