You know what's almost as bad as homossssssssssssssssssexuals?

[james_davis_nicoll]

English majors! Elitist English majors!

Contains OSC

Comments

[nathan helfinstine (from livejournal.com)]

But if you write down that you are telling a story out loud, than that's a "framing device".

[sean o'hara (from livejournal.com)]

But you don't need a framing device--you could have the whole story be the monologue of some guy at a bar.