One of my colleagues is one of the NEA Four (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEA_Four), which I suppose is the sort of thing he's thinking of. He's tilting at a windmill that was torn down years ago, though.
It's quite understandable as a consequence of how Western militaries are organized. A captain leads a company of soldiers. A colonel leads a battalion or regiment of soldiers. A major leads an orderly. And nowadays sometimes not even that, what with the rise of email and word processing.
This means that an officer that retires as a major is likely to be disgruntled at his fate.
For what it's worth, I had some great English teachers. Even the one who subscribed to the Edward de Vere theory about Shakespeare succeeded admirably at getting the students excited about the material.
Thanks. That case seems less about demanding funding per se and more about the fairness of the NEA's process. But it's provides fodder for Card's strawman argument, I suppose.
His point about jokes and anecdotes is premised on the notion that past tense is "the voice we use for truth." But solemn vows ("I do"), affirmations of faith ("I believe in one God"), and claims of identity ("I am Iron Man"), are all typically made in present tense.
You're trying to split hairs. It's quite clear that the medium shouldn't be taken as distinctive here. So whether it's written or spoken, a narrative is a narrative. And that "spoken" refers to talking like in an interview... even though this one is recorded by writing it down. Which is my point... he isn't telling a story or narrating in the interview, so his use of perfect tense isn't hypocritical. The guy's a crackpot with a lot of weird ideas and bad logic, but I'm not going to go out of the way to make up flaws in his consistency that aren't there. There are more than enough that are.
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