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Hôtel Transylvania (Saint-Germain, volume 1) by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

Poor Madelaine de Montalia! The only person between her and Clotaire de Saint Sebastien's ruthless cult of Satanists is the charming Le Comte de Saint-Germain... vampire!
Hôtel Transylvania (Saint-Germain, volume 1) by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
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Then younger-me noticed how formulaic they were. Every book was the same! Different setting, yes, but the plot was always virtually identical.
1) Le Comte is attracted to a woman [and it's always a woman, but Saint-Germain at least mentions assignations with guys]
2) woman's libido gets her together with S-G.
3) Lots of happy sexing (often, but not always off-screen).
4) Bad dude becomes suspicious of S-G. And also wants the Good Girl.
5) Roger tells S-G throughout the book that things are becoming increasingly dangerous wherever they are, and they should get out of Dodge. S-G ignores him.
6) Some perilous peril at the end. S-G proceeds to get out of Dodge.
7) Lots of descriptions of clothing.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
I recently saw one of the later books in a used bookstore. It went from the front of the store, to the basement (half-off!) to a cart on the sidewalk in front of the store (super-cheap). I didn't see the need to buy it. Not even for old-times sake.
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I loved the clothing descriptions unreservedly. Heh.
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Surely somebody has filked this already?