Dear Kitty

[james_davis_nicoll]

Dear kitty, I did not pet you because you are not in fact a cat but
[ ] a bear or bear cub
[ ] a skunk
[ ] a racoon
[ ] a weasel-thing
[ ] an angry seagull
[ ] a surprisingly large house centipede
[ ] a tiny spider I am afraid of squishing
[ ] a large rat
[ ] a rotund raccoon I would bet a lot of money could not scale a security fence that quickly. Or at all.
[x] a pushy squirrel

Comments

[ironyoxide.livejournal.com]

You seem to encounter a lot of kitties that aren't actually cats.