This comment made me realize in 11 months (when I turn 40, Oh Christ I didn't order that, take it back!) I will be the age you were when I first started making a point of reading your comments and commentary, back in the Last Days of Usenet. Christ, I may be wrong about that. I may be that age now.

Damnit James, I'm not sure how, but I'm convinced that this is your fault. Stop getting older and bringing the rest of us with you.