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james_davis_nicoll ([personal profile] james_davis_nicoll) wrote2016-02-16 11:35 pm

A conversation I just had

Me: If I did that, you would frown at me.

Her: Yes. Because you wouldn't know what you were doing, and your nose would fall off.

Me: I still have most of my nose!

Her: You would have all your nose if you waggled your ear correctly!