Rebuilding the ReformaTory brand

[james_davis_nicoll]

Step One: brutally purge all the unreliable elements. I am not going to say who they are but we all know.

Step Two: election a new leader who is world-famous, who can embody the true heart of the modern ReformaTory Party.

I speak, of course, of Calgary's favourite son, Ted Cruz.

Comments

[ticktockman.livejournal.com]

As a U.S. citizen and voter, I am unaware of the intricacies of Canadian politics, but I will fully support any efforts on the part of Canadian voters to call Ted Cruz home.

[seawasp]

Seconded. Y'all want him, you can have him! We'll even pay shipping!

[anzhalyumitethe.livejournal.com]

So moved.

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but we only accept returns in the complete original packaging.

-- Steve also points out that refunds are only granted in the form of store credit.

[maruad.livejournal.com]

So Cruz for Harper and some of his most choice cabinet ministers and one appliance repairman to be named later?

[solarbird]

I'd gladly take Canadian Tire money.

[elusis.livejournal.com]

I was hoping he meant "call Ted Cruz home" in the Biblical sense.

[ethelmay.livejournal.com]

complete original packaging

I think that would be hard on his poor mother.