Master of Situational Awareness

[james_davis_nicoll]

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[movingfinger]

Mistress, strictly speaking.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

"Damnit, Gordon! How many times have I told you not to use the Gravity Gun on the cat!?"

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

My feline went "Spungggg!"

[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

It had not occurred to me - but I suppose it's kind of obvious - that the hindquarters would rise faster and further than the forequarters. (I think that's why I was trying to figure out who was grabbing and lifting the cat, and why.)

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

Beware of the cucumber . . .

[ritaxis.livejournal.com]

My puppy Žluta was startled by a perfectly stationary passionflower we passed by on our walk the other day. To be fair, the passionflower is a really strange item.

Then again, to be fair to the cat, that's an enormous cucumber.

[dewline.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[nelc.livejournal.com]

It's a "Snake!!" reaction, right? Can't blame the cat for not noticing a vegetable snake-alike creeping up on them, and as an arachnophobe who reacts similarly to spiders for equally irrational reasons I'm not going to laugh (too much) at the jump.

[laudid34.livejournal.com]

Poor kitty

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Think about the kind of creep who sets up a camera and a cucumber to scare the crap out of their pet because they know how the poor animal is going to freak out. Oh yes. That's hilarious.

[editrx.livejournal.com]

This is often my reaction when I find that huge lurking zuccinni hiding under a large leaf.