[identity profile] sean o'hara (from livejournal.com) 2015-06-26 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure god will be rapturing Christians up to heaven any minute now. It'll be nice to have a thousand years of good times without anyone ranting about sins.

[identity profile] timgueguen.livejournal.com 2015-06-26 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, he'll launch a giant fireball at Armenia. "Armenia?" you ask. Indeed, given how poor God's smiting aim seems to be. For example during Hurricane Katrina one of the areas of New Orleans least effected was where the gay community congregates.