Plastic Man. *sigh*. Why is it that the subtle properties are often the worst served? I admit to having real and honest doubts about Deadpool: the movie.

The Matrix itself was okay, though I admit to being unable to watch it a second time. The second movie was boooo-rinnnnng. The third - we gave that one a miss. I have been highly sceptical about Jupiter Rising since the first trailer.

I wonder if Kermode will like it the way he likes Lucy - because "it it bonkers."