"Poll: 29% Think Armed Rebellion Might Soon Be Necessary"

[james_davis_nicoll]

Three in 10 registered American voters believe an armed rebellion might be necessary in the next few years, according to the results of a staggering poll released Wednesday by Fairleigh Dickinson University’s PublicMind.

Comments

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

Wow. Haven't read that in a LONG time. And now it seems strangely prophetic.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It was accurate at the time, it has never failed to be accurate since. 30% of the USA is batshit nuts and will vote for "Satan, who wants you personally dead" as long as he has an R beside his name.

[nathan helfinstine (from livejournal.com)]

I would appreciate the honesty that Satan would bring to the political discourse. He's not going to waste our time claiming that the laws he proposes are "to save the children" and all that nonsense.

[bruce munro (from livejournal.com)]

So all that "Father of Lies" stuff is just Jehovite propaganda? :D

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

See, there's the thing. Either he's not lying about being Satan and wanting evil laws for evil and thus you get an honest politician, or he IS lying and will be a great president who is good for everyone. It's win-win!

[thesaucernews.livejournal.com]

Satan believes in the literal truth of the vengeful Old Testament God, and rejects the oppression of big government bureaucracy (vis a vis the aforementioned OTG.) You might even consider him the ultimate small business entrepreneur.

Also some are aware of Satan's keen business acumen and knowledge of contract law. He's quite likely to be a strict Constitutionalist.

And finally, he'd have no qualms at all with an aggressive nation-building policy in the Middle East.

Really, if you think about it, Satan's a better candidate than anyone the Republicans have actually fielded.