"If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus. If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus. If it's shorter than it's wide Simply turn it on its side. If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus."
(To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it")
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"If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus.
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus.
If it's shorter than it's wide
Simply turn it on its side.
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus."
(To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it")