ext_12863 ([identity profile] james-nicoll.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] james_davis_nicoll 2006-09-25 07:31 pm (UTC)

Re: SPOILERS FOR SEASON TWO

I guess Deputy Doofus doesn't show up often enough.

Let's run through the cast (courtesy of wikipedia):

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Both Seasons

Veronica Mars: Where to start?

Keith Mars: See above.

Wallace Fennel: Were any of the favours he did strictly speaking illegal? I guess stealing files is.

Logan Echolls: Assault, arson and so and so forth.

Eli “Weevil” Navarro: GTA, assault, arson, arguably murder.

Dick Casablancas: Rapist.

Don Lamb: Blackmailer.

Cindy “Mac” Mackenzie:

Stosh “Piz” Piznarski: Nothing so far but VM characters often save their felonies for after they first appear.

Parker Lee: See above.

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Former
Mallory Dent: Nothing that I can recall.

Duncan Kane: Murderer.

Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: Murderer.

* Jackie Cook (Tessa Thompson) (Season 2) — Romantic interest of Wallace and daughter of a famous baseball player.

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Recurring characters
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Family

Kendall Casablancas: conman.

Terrence Cook: Illegal gamblng.

Aaron Echolls: Murderer.

Lynn Echolls: Nothing that I can think of.

Trina Echolls: Credit card fraud?

Alicia Fennel: Nothing that I can think of.

Celeste Kane: Being Celeste isn't a felony but should be. She had to have been part of the cover-up in S1.

Jake Kane: Obstruction of justice.

Lilly Kane: I guess accessory to statutory rape isn't going to fly, is it? Do Americans imprison teens for underage sex yet?
Pretty minor stuff, like drinking age violations and maybe a little dope?

Lianne Mars: Theft

Leo D'Amato: Evidence tampering in a federal case.

Woody Goodman: Rape.

Abel Koontz: Obstruction of justice.

Cliff McCormack: You'd think Cliff would know the law well enough to stay within it.

Deputy Sacks: useless but nothing illegal I recall.

Vinnie Van Lowe: B&E, various invasions of privacy beyond what the law allows.

Clarence Wiedman: Murder, obstruction of justice.

Van Clemmons: Nothing illegal that I recall.

Vincent "Butters" Clemmons: Nothing that comes to mind.

Corny: Illicit drug user.

Hector Cortez: Well, I'm sure PCHers get to break a number of laws but do we see Hector in particular go farther than lame-ass assaults.

Tommy "Lucky" Dohanic: B&E, stalking.

Gia Goodman: Nothing that I can think of.

Hannah Griffith: Who?

Rebecca James: Nothing that I can think of.

Meg Manning: Nothing that I can think of.

Eduardo "Thumper" Orozco: Murder, violation of Disney's IP rights.

Madison Sinclair: The trip to the dentist thing, is it illegal given what it led to?

Felix Toombs: Aside from assault and implied GTA, nothing.

Troy Vandegraff: Pusher.

OK, what say we rent a Morris Minor to ship all the non-felons out of town, then build a wall around Neptune to keep everyone else in?

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