Wow. That book sounds like the kind of fiasco I haven't seen since Bester decided that The Count Of Monte Cristo needed an updated modern version, and figured "you know what's better than swordfights? TELEPORTATION!"
I'm with jonquil. Is this for real? I was cringing till I got to the punctuation paragraph, and having read the whole thing I feel much better knowing it is all a joke. (A decade old joke, at that.)
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makes you give up and cry..."
Sorry, I just couldn't let that egregious misquote (fitting though it is) go without commentary.
"Say Live and Let Die"!
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::insert glyph of my jaw dropping so low that a buzzard has nested::
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Right? Right?
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