A poll

[james_davis_nicoll]

[Poll #1934990]

Comments

[agharta75.livejournal.com]

Cats.

[arielstarshadow.livejournal.com]

This.

[timill]

Really big ones. With sabre teeth...

[agharta75.livejournal.com]

Radioactive sabre teeth.

[pperiwinkle.livejournal.com]

And lasers!

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Scribbles notes for a GURPS Fallout creature.

[pperiwinkle.livejournal.com]

Um, apologies to your future victu^^^^adventure parties.

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

That's for dolphins.

[pperiwinkle.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! Cats totally could have laser beam eyes!

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

It was a reference to an unnecessarily elaborate deathtrap. Everything reminds me of everything.

That being said, I concede and concur with your statement regarding cats.

[neowolf2.livejournal.com]

As was previously mentioned by someone, a cat with a (frickin) laser beam could be its own cat toy.

O cruel joy

[seth ellis (from livejournal.com)]

Seems like this would be like those magic shoes that cause their wearer to dance themselves to death.

[armb.livejournal.com]

Because big cats living in wildlife reserves aren't endangered anywhere. No, wait :-(

[vass]

They would be about as destructive to the native wildlife as land mines and radioactivity, yes.

I like to joke about the little apex predator in my house, but it wouldn't be as funny in a wildlife preserve.